The Austin Dating Scene

On Saturday night I took Kilana to the movies. Yes I know it is very gay and cliched that I took her to the movies. I saw quite a few couples there in fact I have a funny story about that. I forgot how busy the movie theaters get on a Saturday night. We bought our tickets for the 7:30pm showing around 7pm and then we immediately had to go wait in a long ass line. We were sort of just standing there awkwardly and there was a couple who were like 3-4 people in front of us in line and they were very public about their affection, hugging and kissing other the entire time. We were both like ooook this is lawl. I tried to play it cool and ignore them and try and shift the conversation to the weather and to politics. We talked about the Obama administration and how things were getting chilly in Austin at night and we were both commenting on how we were happy and grateful that we weren't on the east coast right now where they are getting hammered with cold weather and snow. Of course she spent most of her life growing up in Hawaii which is why she moved to Texas in the first place. She knew that she could never handle the cold. I grew up in New Jersey and I left there because I hated the cold. Between something and nothing as we used to say. Anyways it has been a long time, maybe 10 years, since I last went to the movies. I can't believe how many damn commercials there are BEFORE they actually play the trailers for upcoming movies. Also I don't remember the theater being so fricking loud, I felt like I was gonna go deaf. The movie we went to see was called Twilight The New Moon starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. I had not seen the first Twilight movie but I read the coles notes on it from a website so I had a pretty good idea of what would be happening. I have to saw I thought it wasn't bad and it deserved a higher rating then what I read online. She said she liked it too and she said that she had seen the first Twilight already and I was like oh I had no idea and she was like ya. After the movie we walked around downtown Austin for a while sipping on some coffees. We stopped somewhere in some park somewhere, sorry I don't recall exactly where it was and we sat on a bench and talked. We were both turned sideways and the light was shining on her face. At one point her hair had kind of blown in front of her face and I reached up and moved it out of the way and then sort of stopped and realized what I had done. She paused for a moment then leaned forward and kissed me. I usually am not into making out in public but we locked lips there for what seemed like 5 minutes. When we were done, I felt embarrassed and got up and told her let's go. She thought it was cute that I was embarrassed and well what could I do. We took a taxi back to her place and she invited me up for a drink. We sat on her couch in her 1 bedroom condo and she explained to me over drinks that she wanted to tread very cautiously because she had her heart broken 2 years ago and still hadn't fully recovered from that experience. She told me she didn't even want to get involved with me and was regretting going out with me in the first place because she said now that she really liked me and could see us maybe taking this somewhere. I was kind of confused but I was flattered at the same time. We made out a bit and then I told her I think I should be heading home to show her I wasn't interested in just getting into her pants. I headed home and happily watched the latest episode of Heroes. Geez I can't wait until my favorite show called "Breaking Bad" comes back on. I think they said they would have a new season in the new year.

Good news. No swine flu. I am back to 100% now. I talked to Kilana and I am going to get together with her this Saturday night, still deciding where exactly I am going to take her. Do people still go to movies? Seems kinda lame and gay and also it's kind of antisocial to just beside someone and watch a screen. Tomorrow I am going back to work finally after being sick for so many days and I hope I have some good news waiting for me. I sense there is some serious corporate shifting going on right now and I hope nothing bad happens to my division. I am working on some pretty big deals right now.

I met a new girl online named Roberta and she is 46 years old. Yes that is right she is OLDER than me AND her name is Roberta but don't jump to negative conclusions so quickly my friends. She is smoking hot and she is from Portugal. She only moved here about 4 years ago and her english is horrible, but she has big hooters and they are real. Yes that's right I mentioned her large titties right away because um well they are huge. She is a lean woman, not much fat, kinda petite but she has absolutely massive breasts and they are real. I can only imagine how other dudes are going to react when I go out in public with her. I wonder if I could ever get serious with a girl like this. I don't know if I could handle other guys mindlessly staring at my girl's tits all the time. I guess this is just my insecurity talking plus I stare at other women's titties all the time myself anyways.

So far I have chatted with her online on webcam and also over the phone but it is difficult to understand what she is saying sometimes on the phone because her accent is so thick. She seems like a nice girl. She seems like a very open person. She isn't sarcastic at all and I really like that. I think that north america has become poisoned by sarcasm. I also believe the primary cause for this situation is Seinfeld. Seinfeld was the birth of sarcasm in my opinion and I believe that that show negatively affected the entire north american population. A show about nothing. Pffft.

Hello everyone, here is the update on Kilana the Hawaiin girl I went out with. She didn't remember a whole lot so it is a good thing I didn't bang her. She does remember a good deal of what happened and said that she was really attracted to me and that we should get together again sometime soon. I guess this means I don't have to take her out for dinner again lol I can just have her over and watch a movie and bang the shit out of her Not much other to report other than that - been sorta bed ridden after the other night. I have had what's felt like a 72 hour hangover :S I hope I don't have swine flu or something.