A world about nothing

Good news. No swine flu. I am back to 100% now. I talked to Kilana and I am going to get together with her this Saturday night, still deciding where exactly I am going to take her. Do people still go to movies? Seems kinda lame and gay and also it's kind of antisocial to just beside someone and watch a screen. Tomorrow I am going back to work finally after being sick for so many days and I hope I have some good news waiting for me. I sense there is some serious corporate shifting going on right now and I hope nothing bad happens to my division. I am working on some pretty big deals right now.

I met a new girl online named Roberta and she is 46 years old. Yes that is right she is OLDER than me AND her name is Roberta but don't jump to negative conclusions so quickly my friends. She is smoking hot and she is from Portugal. She only moved here about 4 years ago and her english is horrible, but she has big hooters and they are real. Yes that's right I mentioned her large titties right away because um well they are huge. She is a lean woman, not much fat, kinda petite but she has absolutely massive breasts and they are real. I can only imagine how other dudes are going to react when I go out in public with her. I wonder if I could ever get serious with a girl like this. I don't know if I could handle other guys mindlessly staring at my girl's tits all the time. I guess this is just my insecurity talking plus I stare at other women's titties all the time myself anyways.

So far I have chatted with her online on webcam and also over the phone but it is difficult to understand what she is saying sometimes on the phone because her accent is so thick. She seems like a nice girl. She seems like a very open person. She isn't sarcastic at all and I really like that. I think that north america has become poisoned by sarcasm. I also believe the primary cause for this situation is Seinfeld. Seinfeld was the birth of sarcasm in my opinion and I believe that that show negatively affected the entire north american population. A show about nothing. Pffft.